dutchster:

if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark

(via notsafe4church)


edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

(via notsafe4church)


j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

(via thejsimmons)


thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via ambereyedwolfchild)



oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(via wickedsuchi)


thetruebarryallen:

  • People who think Quicksilver is faster than Flash 
  • People who think Superman is faster than Flash
  • People who think Batman can beat Flash 
  • People who think all Flash can do is run fast

image

(via lady-atlantis)


Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will not sing.
Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via ambereyedwolfchild)