koolghoul:

*puts a cigarette in my mouth* its a metaphor *lights it* the metaphor is “fuck john green”

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Tonight on Game of Thrones 4.01 [x]

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itscatkirk:

Get to Know Me Meme:

[2/5] Favourite Musicians - The Civil Wars

The winding roads that led me here, burn like coal and dry like tears

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susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

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silenthill:

hey dude do you have a methaphorical light

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silenthill:

yes hi, i want a pepsi and a pack of cigarettes pls

"ok, what brand?"

metaphorical cigarettes please

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thejsimmons:

So many metaphors so little time


saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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jessajohansson:

margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level

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motherhenna:

motherhenna:

How many pretentious white boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: it’s a metaphor

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